I saw this location-reference sticker the other day and loved it:

Author Archives: Jason
Test Driving Sucks, Unless You Test Drive a Porsche
I test drove a 2006 Porsche Boxster (very similar to these) today. To say it was awesome would be a significant understatement. I even seriously considered buying it, although calls to NR and ZS brought me back to my more functional senses and saved me from serious driver’s license trouble. You should all go out and test drive these things.
Paperwork Madness
As a component of a holiday gift, I recently gave my parents an American Express gift card. I had it sent to me so I could wrap it with the other parts of the gift. Along with the card, the envelop included five pages of legal fine print. Insane; my parents would have been lost and nervous had they received the gift card directly.