I wrote a bit ago about how two Washington City Paper writers, who are also my friends, are learning how to drive. Turns out they had their second lesson this past weekend, and it’s very funny–probably because, unlike most City Paper writers, they know how to write. Come on, it wouldn’t be a post about the City Paper here if I didn’t state matter of factly how terrible they are.

We all know that most of the Washington City Paper staff can’t write, but did you know that two of their writers can’t drive? Read the report of me teaching them a thing or two last Sunday.