After a hiatus, MIA In DC is back with some very sad news. Here’s who lacks the backbone to play in DC:

• Thurston Moore, too cool for the District
• Os Mutantes, too old to make it’s way over here
• Matmos, too afraid to leaving NYC
• Parts & Labor, none too impressed by their first gig here I guess
• Smashing Pumpkins, too busy re-selling out