Updike’s Rules For Reviewing

More to remind me than anything else:

1. Try to understand what the author wished to do, and do not blame him for not achieving what he did not attempt.

2. Give him enough direct quotation–at least one extended passage–of the book’s prose so the review’s reader can form his own impression, can get his own taste.

3. Confirm your description of the book with quotation from the book, if only phrase-long, rather than proceeding by fuzzy precis.

4. Go easy on plot summary, and do not give away the ending. (How astounded and indignant was I, when innocent, to find reviewers blabbing, and with the sublime inaccuracy of drunken lords reporting on a peasants’ revolt, all the turns of my suspenseful and surpriseful narrative! Most ironically, the only readers who approach a book as the author intends, unpolluted by pre-knowledge of the plot, are the detested reviewers themselves. And then, years later, the blessed fool who picks the volume at random from a library shelf.)

5. If the book is judged deficient, cite a successful example along the same lines, from the author’s ouevre or elsewhere. Try to understand the failure. Sure it’s his and not yours?

Moving!

I’m moving, which partly explains why I’ve been keeping such a low profile lately. If you haven’t been notified of my move and think you should have been, send me an e-mail.

Album Reviews

1—–>3—–>5
Terrible——>Fantastic

5
Evans, Bill – Sunday At The Village Vanguard

4
Diplo – PItchfork Mix 02
Explosions In The Skey – How Strange, Innocence
Feist – Let It Die
Iron & Wine – Shepherd’s Dog, The
Kidcut – ArtofBeats
Les Savy Fav – Let’s Stay Friends
Plastician – Beg To Differ

3
Beastie Boys – Best Of Grand Royal 12s
DJ Food – Jazz Brakes, Volume 03
Hancock, Herbie – River (The Joni Letters)
Pole – Steingarten
Roll Deep – Rules & Regulations
Siouxsie Sioux – Mantaray
Smooth, C – Outsider, The
Tegan And Sara – Con, The
Tobin, Amon – Foley Room
Wale – 100 Miles And Running (Mixed by Nick Catchdubs)

2
Dead Can Dance – Spleen And Ideal
Dilated Peoples – Release Party, The
V/A – Kitsune Maison Compilation Midnight
V/A – Kitsune Maison Compilation X
V/A – Loveparade Die Compilation 2007
Scott, Jill – Real Thing (Words And Sounds, Volume 03), The
Tegan And Sara -If It Was You
Tegan And Sara – Monday Monday Monday
Tegan And Sara – So Jealous
Tegan And Sara – This Business Of Art
Tegan And Sara – Under Feet Like Ours
UGK – UnderGround Kingz
van Helden, Armand – Ghettoblaster
Wire – 154
Wire – Chair’s Missing

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