DC is easy to please when it comes to bands. Even though it has a rich music history (e.g., jazz, hardcore, emo) and a great current scene (hip hop), the hipster kids never stop providing fodder for making fun of them, their clothes, and their music.

Want evidence? I’m not sure which is worst: the fact DCist wrote up Two If By Sea or the fact that it is so poorly written. Don’t get me wrong, Two If By Sea..well, let’s say that they don’t suck.